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"You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry" - me practicing for a successful relationship.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called Lunch.
There aren`t enough love songs about the moment you see your luggage appear at baggage claim.
I really like it when women check me out, they seem to be able to work the register a lot better than men.
My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song.
My phone just changed, `calendar` to `cake radar` and now I really wish I had that.
Are headaches the result of time spent with woman or is it purely a coincidence?
My downstairs neighbor thinks I`m a little creepy and that I overstep my bounds. At least that`s what she wrote in her diary.
That moment when you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and discover there`s no milk. So you just sit there, wondering why bad things happen to good people?
I got a little package in the mail today. For some reason it just reminded me of my ex.
Don’t bother looking up “impose.” It’s next to impossible.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed a bottle of food coloring. The doctor says I`m OK, but I feel like I`ve dyed a little inside.
The most frustrating thing about watching Nascar is that they never signal
Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.
i havnt seen any status`s about ninjas lately.... well played ninjas