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lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
in 2014 there were times when I annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you and bugged the hell out of you. Today i wanna let you know that i planned to continue with it this year :-)
My relationship with whiskey has been on the rocks lately.
Instead of exes, they should be called whys.
Having a favorite homeless person is weird, right?
Did you know: Your life expectancy decreases every time you ... PISS ME OFF
Today I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word "irony."
I thought she would duck officer- me checking the psychic`s ability
I don’t trust public opinion polls because they don’t take into consideration the fact that the public is made up of mostly idiots.
Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You`re Welcome..
Your baby has no idea that you threw him a 1st birthday party. All you did was inconvenience your friends.
is sick and tired and tired of being sick and sick of being tired!
Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.
A 5 year old asked me what marriage is like. So I gave him a chocolate bar and told him not to eat it.
I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.