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I wonder if angry people know about naps?
The Bible is pretty accurate...Especially when thrown at close range.
My credit rating is so bad I got turned down for a magazine subscription.
I hate crickets in my house.....except for the one I just killed. He seems ok.
Superman wears his underwear outside his pants and he`s a "hero". But I do, and I`m "weird", "creepy" and "never invited over again."
Have you ever stopped to think, and forgot to start again?
I remember when the internet was two tin cans and a string.
You only live once is the most reassuring thing I`ve ever heard.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sandwiches are tasty, rhyming is hard
You can never really say `what`s on your mind` when you have family members on your Facebook.
Still have my French Maid costume in case any of you have a dirty house. I`ll be happy to sit there and look sexy while your wife cleans....
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies.
Sorry I ordered a salad and then ate all your fries.
I will never repeat filthy rumors. So listen closely the first time.
They always say "love makes the world go around"... They spelled beer wrong.