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"Love is all we need."-Said a wise man 40 years ago. He obviously has never had a computer
Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia and you`ll see a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday.
My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the a$$holes asked me to turn it down.
At the end of the day, it`s 11:59pm.
Finally got my Bon Jovi Sat Nav working... Wooahh we`re half way there.
I think for Halloween I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.
When googling something, I always use Caps Lock so that the people from Google know it`s urgent.
It`s scientifically proven the more you shut up then the less likely I am to punch you in the face.
I just read more people are killed by toasters than sharks.So if you`re swimming in the ocean and see a toaster SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
Don`t, under any circumstance, believe I`ll return your Tupperware.
There I was, watching a advertisement when a YouTube video rudely interrupts it...
Don`t tell me to make myself at home if you don`t want me to drop my pants and download porn on your computer.
Patiently waiting for the Prozac to kick in so I can start my day....Ok, Maybe NOT patiently!
"I love you unconditionally*." -God *certain terms and conditions apply. See Bible for more details.