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I get carried away sometimes… Usually because I refuse to leave.
I bet more people would call the Gambling Addicts Helpline if they made every 5th caller a winner.
"The Ugly Duckling" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive.
Yeah but why do they call him Bigfoot if both of his feet are the exact same size
From now on when skinny girls say they`re fat I`m just gonna be like, "Yup" & walk away.
I flunked anger management class.
I wonder if Alex Trebek’s tombstone will say ‘Who was the host of Jeopardy?’
If a man repeats everything a woman says, word for word,,,,,,,, is he still wrong?
Eleanor Roosevelt once said "Do one thing every day that scares you" and that`s why I weigh myself in the mornings.
I am not retreating! I am advancing in a different direction!
Parenting gets a lot harder when you can no longer say "I`m calling Santa!"
Sometimes, entire relationships can be chalked up to, "that weird thing I did for a while."
In case I drink too much and pass out for a while, Merry Christmas you guys.
Apple is looking to expand its market share among Latinos. No word yet on the release date of their newest device, the iCaramba.
Never do anything for money. Unless it’s a lot of money. Then do anything.