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Billy Ray Cyrus made a million dollars at a playgirl photo shoot. He just started taking his clothes off and they paid him to put them back on.
I like it like that
Now what`s funny is "Si" from Duck Dynasty
I`ve been spending so much time on Facebook, that I forgot the internet has porn.
Just Failed my Health and Saftey Test.The question was,"What steps would u take,in case of a fire?!"Big f*cking ones"was the wrong answer.
thinks the voices in my head are out of beer.
My boss told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities. I said, “That’s great. Well I have a serious drinking opportunity.”
I`m one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow but I’m going to be too busy sitting on mine
Why don`t the post office get the Jehovah`s Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday? Work smarter not harder people.
Ya know what I really hate about mornings? People start talking to me!
Every woman thinks her husband is a moron. And they’re absolutely right because smart men don’t get married.
my girlfriend asked me to go to the store and pick her up 50 shades of grey, she was pretty mad when i brought home 50 tubes of lipstick.
There’s no such thing as being ready for vacation to be over.
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married