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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
Why are we still testing on animals when there are pedophiles in prison.
Time to get out of bed and worry from another location.
anyone celebrating anything today? Anything at all... doesn`t matter what. I just need something to drink to.
Men ask us if we`re naked when we tell them we`re taking a bath. THAT`S why they pay more for their car insurance.
People are so predictable..I bet you`re even reading this status right now.
I wonder when people without cars pick their noses…
I will be responsible for my actions....when my actions become more responsible.
Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day.
My alarm clock is clearly jelouse of my amazing relationship with my bed.
I make self-sabotage look like an art form.
My parents say I was an unplanned child, which probably explains why my life isn`t going to plan.
We can put laser-equipped robots on Mars, but wrinkled dollar bills still don’t work in vending machines?
"I`m tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back." ----people in wheelchairs probably
Office Tip: In a pinch a booger and a small piece of copy paper is as good as a post it note.