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You can learn a lot about a girl by ignoring her text messages.
Calm down, take a deep breath and hold it for about 20 minutes.
Do Starbucks employees take coffee breaks?
If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherf*cker a reason.
I don`t know what is longer. A microwave minute or a treadmill minute.
wants my 260 FB friends to know I love you all..except #193
"2 weeks with my baby xoxoxo" lol,calm down romeo&juliet.
I just broke my record for most days lived.
When one door opens & another one closes, your fricking house is HAUNTED!
I just wanted to say thank you to all the people that have given me a reason to drink this Friday night.
One of the best uses I`ve ever found for invisible ink is when I signed my marriage license with it.
hearing that Jesus loves you is very nice unless you`re in a Mexican prison
Goodnight, good people - and nite nite to the naughty ones too!
Ladies, don`t date him just because his dad has a yacht. Date the dad.
Women are like bacon, they smell great, taste delicious and kill you slowly. Men are like bacon because we`re pigs.