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You just don`t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
To the people that post 15 pics of your kid everyday,your kid looks EXACTLY the same as they did ystrdy,and the day before,and the day before that
True love doesn`t care about the look or size of your wallet, it`s all about what`s inside ..... the wallet.
they say there`s love in every corner....gosh I think I`m moving in circles
There`s no `i` in "Shut the f*ck up!"
I was going to get a lot of stuff done tonight, but I didn`t. Because, you know...beer.
Today`s society is a good example of what happens when you let the clowns run the circus.
When everything else fails... you always have delusion.
If you loose a tooth as an adult, the tooth fairy gives you a trailer.
If I knew how to backflip, I`d never walk anywhere.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY!! (To all of my FB friends, please don`t read this until the appropriate day)
Can I tell you how terribly grateful I am that no one had cell phones, iPads or digital cameras when I had to squaredance in P.E.
Today I am thankful for my family....and this 5th of vodka that helps me deal with them.
I didn’t say “what?” because I can’t hear you. I was giving you a chance to change what you said.
I`ve just been watching a documentary on marijuana...... I think all documentaries should be watched this way.