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I used to drink a lot in the 80s. Then I realized, who cares what the temperature is.
Just think about all the stuff you aren`t thinking about.
If at first you don´t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
The party`s not over `till you smile for the mugshot
It was so cold today the local flasher was caught "describing" himself to women.
Silence is Golden, unless you`re married.. Then Silence is Suspicious.
Teens, you should not being getting drunk. You`re annoying enough as it is
Know what this salad needs? A Big Mac.
I enjoy a bit of unnecessary swearing as much as the next f*cker.
The moment when someone says a word and everyone laughs, including you and then someone goes, "Do you know what that means?" and you go "No, not really."
If you still can read this, please inform me ASAP because I have probably blocked the wrong person!
Experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill.
roes are red violets are blue he`s for me not for you if for any chance you`ll take my place i`ll use my fist and smash your face
If your friends tell you not to give in to peer pressure and you don`t: technically, you did