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I took a sexual harassment course yesterday...I think I`m going to be pretty good at it.
I`ve been waxing my car for twenty years and I still don`t know karate.
facebook cuz am too old to have imaginery friends
I think the spork would have caught on better if they called it "a forkin` spoon!"
Car sex is not fun...that tailpipe BURNS
I once overdosed on Viagra. My wife took it really hard.
No matter how much you push the envelope - it`ll still be stationery.
You`re not living life right if you don`t get just a little bit nervous every time you hear a police siren.
"This isn`t my first rodeo" -Guy at his second rodeo
According to customer service I can not bring sexy back... Without the receipt, apparently.
I read Facebook for the pictures.
I saved over $1000.00 on Black Friday. I stayed home and didn`t shop.
The parents with the ugliest babies take and post the most pictures.
:): The Bipolar smiley face
I asked my girlfriend why she never tells me when she orgasms. She said she doesn`t like phoning me at work.