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I bet you $567.89 you can’t guess how much I owe my bookie.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
I wish I could feel as happy as an adult, as I felt as a kid when the teacher wheeled in the TV during class
A Positive attitude may not solve all our problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort!
So, I hear Colorado`s population has increased 420%.
I swear... my remote just decides to take random vacations sometimes.
At the Touch of Love..Everyone Becomes a Poet !
But..At the Touch of Breakup Everyone Becomes a Philosopher... ^_^
My girlfriend is now mad at me because I didn’t know why she was mad at me.
Dear Life, Please, use a Lubricant.
What do the letters DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association
Typical: you have nothing to wear for a party and suddenly the rabbits, the birds and the mice begin to sew you a dress
I don`t hate you, but I hope you fall in love and get married.
That awkward moment when you can’t tell if it’s a Halloween costume or their regular clothes…
just realised MR OWL ATE MY METAL WORM is exactly the same backwards
I always look out for #1 ... unless I`m walking thru my yard, then I look out for #2