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Opposites attract, that’s the trouble with being awesome.
I`m getting older but I still have my moments...though I don`t always remember where I put them
I like my women like I like my motorcycles. Not ridden by all my friends.
You know its a bad day when your fat pants are tight :(
Here`s a joke for all you mind readers...
If the Internet was never invented... what would we all be doing now?
I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
Smile, it´s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow because I`m still looking for ideas
I run a non-profit company. It`s not for a good cause or anything, I`m just not very good at business.
Sidenote #2: Always have your middle finger ready on standby.
I wish I was Robinson Cruso. Coz, I can have `Friday` everyday :) TGIF guys..cheers ;)
AWESOME!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate you bye
I really have to stop using this little microphone on my phone that types whatever you say as it keeps making mistakes punctuation point