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It`s called "Biscotti" because nobody would buy "chocolate covered croutons".
An apple a day is bullsh!t. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.
If you really want to get under someone`s skin these days, just leave them a voicemail.
I`m bringing sexy back...if I only I can remember where I had it last....
Thou shall not promote Christmas until after Thanksgiving.
I can`t believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth.
Apparently some strangers don’t need a hug.
I`ve been working on losing weight, I was doing Jenny Craig for awhile........till her husband found out (<>..<>)
I`m starting to doubt that all of the people in this singing group are called Carol.
H.A.T.E.R.S. : Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success?
If there is not an open bar and a delicious cake at your wedding, I will take my gift card to Walmart back.
One day id like to have a brand new Iphone like the lady in front of me with the food stamps.
Mirrors don`t lie. Lucky for you, they don`t laugh either.
Nice try blocked number, but I don`t even answer my phone when I know who`s calling.
Facebook stalking? BAH! In my day, we used to root through people`s garbage.