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As an adult, I use nunchucks way less than I expected.
**TORNADO WARNING** Everyone head to Giants Stadium. Safest place to avoid a touch down.
I always hate when I miss out on wear your pajamas to Wal-Mart night.
I don`t want to be bothered with stupid $h!t today. What is stupid $h!t? Anything I don`t want to be bothered with.
You know what tastes better than one taco? Two tacos!
I would eat a lot more healthy food if it required no preparation or stayed fresh as long as junk food.
Behind every great women is a man checking out her a$$
You look like I need another drink
Who needs the weather network when you have Facebook.
I am not sure, but I think I just heard my cup of coffee say, "You are my b*tch"
I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
Apparently my socks never remember “The Buddy System” whenever I wash them.
My hearing is fine. There`s no need to repeat yourself! I ignored you perfectly well the first time.
I think my new Stress Management plan is going to be alcoholism.
dreams of a better world... where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned