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I have an inferiority complex, but it`s not a very good one.
On the bright side, I`m relieved we live in a society where we acknowledge that the people who make sandwiches are artists.
I`m not shy. I`m just being quiet because I know that if I open my mouth to speak, a flow of never- ceasing, insulting comment directed at you will immediately spew from within me.
Why do we call it toilet paper? Does anyone wipe their toilet with it?
I am the bestest at the English language...
I`m an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.
My dad always used to say, "The sky`s the limit!" Which is probably why he got fired from his job at NASA.
I want to know what horrific ideas were rejected before they decided "Vagisil" was the best possible brand name?
Roses are red, violets are blue, the boss snuck out early, so I left too.
I hope everyone takes my advice and never takes my advice.
I was hooked on auctions after only going once... going twice
Just stopped by my old high school and updated my phone number on all the bathroom stalls.
Not only am I a master of suspense, but I
Some families are like Snickers Bars. Mostly sweet, with a few nuts!
Why can`t we just change the spelling to fit the way it sounds: Bologna = Bolony Lasagna = lasania knife= nife tsunami = sunami politician = a$$hole