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I often wonder how things worked out for that guy who grabbed the bull by the horns.
My mind says diet, but my stomach is all SHUT UP BITCH.
Is it ok to take a personal day if none of your pants fit? Asking for a friend.
A "long story" is just a short story that no one wants to tell.
I refuse to jump on the `I hate Mondays` bandwagon. I hate all workdays equally
The Zoo is a safe place to fart.
just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
I`m one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
So people buy cookie dough and bake it?.... What the hell?
Why do ballerinas always stand in their toes? Why don`t they get taller dancers?
Sometimes my brain is like the bermuda triangle...Information goes in then it`s never found again..
Forgotten pocket money is the best!
ooooh boy, Mother`s Day hangovers...always the worst huh?!
I’m watching this show on stalkers, still haven’t seen any of you yet.
We welcome the Christmas season at my house by putting out more towels that I am not allowed to touch