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They should turn off Netflix at 1:00am for people with jobs and no willpower....bastards
Doing pretty good so far on my 1500 calorie a day diet as long as I don`t eat anything else today and tomorrow.
It`s not the torch she carries for me that has me worried, it`s the gas can in her other hand.
Anyone that tells you money is the root of all evil is f*cking broke.
Welcome to WebMD. Type quickly, you don`t have long.
is spending my children´s inheritance.
I hate it when I write a sarcastic Facebook status and someone who doesn’t speak sarcasm has to comment and ruin it.
Seems like we would be just fine with about half as many types of pasta
The funny moment when a fat kid says "that`s how I roll".
Half of me is a hopeless romantic. And the other half of me is, well, an asshole.
Frankly auto correct,I`m getting tired of your shirt.
Don`t be upset that you`re single; be happy that someone isn`t ruining your life.
You don`t have to drink to have fun... Just have fun drinking!
There are many different ways one can save energy. I normally use the couch.
I`m going to stop off at the fabric store before my next status to get some new material!