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A wise man once said nothing.
my ex girlfriends started they`re own website they call it two faced book...
there are so many scams on the internet now...... Send me $19.95 an I`ll tell you how you can avoid them
When I`m bored, I dress up as Waldo, walk up to strangers (in a crowded airport), and say "psssst... if ANYBODY asks......YOU ain`t seen me... capiche?"
Renewed my "Man Card" today, by going out in the cold, drizzly weather to cut firewood. In other news, police are investigating sightings of a chainsaw wielding maniac in the my area. I hope the catch that nut job!
Peanut butter and jelly. That´s what I like in my belly
Have you guys seen the new documentary about white trash? I only saw the trailer.
So I harvested my tomato today, it`s bound to be good considering the $43.29 I invested to plant it.
I’ve got bad news: Today is not Friday, Tomorrow is not Friday, Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
People with kids, your posts are all the birth control I need.
If God didn`t want us to eat Animals he wouldn`t made them out of meat.
Good for you, people that do things.
Serving size ?? LMAO
Saying "cool" also means, I don`t give a sh!t.
Guess it`s time to get to the part of the day I hate... the part which requires pants.