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I’m gonna make this girl mine….. Right click, Save As….
My birthday is coming up. I dont like to think of it as getting older I like to think of it as experience points.
Has anyone donated any money to ALS? All these ice bucket challenges I been seeing makes me think ... you all some cheap bastards
"Hello Kitty" should have been a brand of condoms...
Own the day
If you had to choose between your girlfriend or GTA 5 which character would you play as first?
Caterpillars have it made. They eat a lot, go to sleep, then wake up beautiful.
Junk- something you keep for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
That first kiss in the morning is so special, and the dog enjoys it too.
My girlfriend told me she wanted me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. I`m thinking about getting her a treadmill.
I hope I die doing something extreme like climbing Mt. Everest or telling a woman I don`t like her new haircut.
If your dog is fat it means that you don`t get enough exercise.
Just hired two Private Investigators to follow each other. I`ll keep you posted......
Trix commercials just teach kids that sharing is bad.
I have no idea why they say that counting sheep helps you fall asleep. This farm is freezing and these cows are noisy as hell.