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That awkward moment when there`s not a single awkward moment
It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
The only candy I crush are empty cold ones.
It`s weird how we are all here because of boners
Had to talk with my son about masturbation today...I explained that it is natural, and he should probably knock before he comes into my room from now on.
I`ll never forget what my dad said when I gave him the picture I drew and asked him to put on the refrigerator: "Wtf Dude, you`re 23."
My Living Will says it`s okay to pull the plug on me, but I`d like them to at least try jiggling it a few times first.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to .... unless your in prison!!!
What a lovely winter we`re having this spring.
I take so many things with a grain of salt that I`m surprised I don`t have high blood pressure.
i dont like ling distance relationships so i move the fridge to my room
Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several items being added to the employee manual.
Figuring out that you`ll probably never figure it out is the first step of really figuring things out.
Porn can be so misleading. I quit my pizza delivery job after two days.
The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you.