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I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
You say peeping tom. I say highly active member of the neighborhood watch.
I`m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You`re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what`s going on here.
Yeah, you go ahead and climb that mountain "because it`s there", I am going to eat this Pizza "because it`s here"................................
If you sneeze near an atheist, they just say "science appreciates you".
When I see a man with long fingernails, my first thought is wizard. My second thought is virgin wizard.
Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger`s property and make a non-negotiable demand.
I found out last night that the only thing worse than waking up 3 times to pee is sleeping right through it.
I just met the most interesting man at the laundromat And then I realized that he can`t even afford a washer or a dryer
Was wondering...when you have a mandatory meeting at work, why do the presenters always thank you for being there?
I don`t even think it`s possible for a bear to cook porridge.
Does anyone else wonder why naked and baked, 2 words that go together SO well, don`t rhyme?? ...I mean, who comes up with these words anyway? lol
Well another funny thing about this status is, by the time your done reading this, you realize it talks about absolutely nothing and you just wasted your time. Welcome to Facebook.
I can see your camouflage pants, so they`re not working.
I imagine some people are like...: `should I take the shower?...no...I`m taking the train today...`