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People should mute themselves on conference calls when they are crossing a battlefield and killing enemies to get to the next level.
"Waiter, I`d like to send this back" -m`am, I believe that`s your husband.
I have no idea who is gonna die first in this movie, because everyone is white.
Every time I see a preview for Hoarders, I grab the closest thing to me and immediately throw it away.
I would of never even thought of touching half the things that I`ve touched, if it weren`t for the "Do not touch" signs!
Even this posting will offend some people, hopefully.
We get it poets: things are like other things
It turns out that playing strip solitaire isn`t nearly as much fun as playing strip poker. Especially at work...
Hooray ! My face book film has been nominated for an Academy Award
LOQ "Laugh Out Quietly" because LOL is giving me a headache
They`ll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that`s been open for more than 2 years.
My last boyfriend used to smile and say "I love you" to me every morning as he left for work. At least I think that`s what he was saying. It can be tricky to lip read through binoculars.
No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook.
I don`t even understand Fantasy Football. There are no Dragons, Wizards, or hot ass Elven chicks. I call bullsh!t.
Wesley Snipes was released from prison this week. Now he can finally begin filming "Blade 4: Twilight."