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You can really scare someone when you yell "Peek-a-boo!". Especially when they`re trying on clothes in the fitting room.
I´ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming "CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" when they have nightmares.
The ultimate act of trust is buying your spouse a gun, and then showing them the correct way to use it.
Any hedge can be a maze if you are drunk enough.
My girlfriend told me that I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman ... What a Joker...
The first rule of Women`s fight club is don`t tell anyone what you`re mad about or why you`re fighting.
If I ever sound inspriational, one of us is drunk.
Cool thing about winter is after grocery shopping your car can double as your refrigerator.
Driving to work would be so much better if I didn’t always end up at work.
Somethings are best unsaid but my brain to mouth filter has never worked right.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.
Of all the possible utensils that could have been invented to eat rice with... How did 2 sticks win out!?
If Guys Wrote Valentine’s Cards: “I don’t even need beer to think you’re attractive.”
I met a guy exactly like my father so I brought him home and my mom shot him.