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My iPhone autocorrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer" ... I sent it anyways.
Girls are like guitars: easy to strum, hard to tune
Karma is like a rubber-band: it can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face.
If my job was to make health questionnaires, I`d slip in random stuff like "How fast can you run backwards?"
You will never find the right person if you do not let go of the wrong one. Call me!
I just saw a 2 or 3yr old boy wearing a t-shirt that says, "if mom or dad wont buy it I`ll just sms grandma and grandpa"
I`m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.
Sometimes, I wonder if the weather app on my phone even looks outside.
I don’t know what my neighbor’s name is and we’ve been neighbors too long for me to ask.
is a mystery you´ll never solve
Remember ... I can always make it look like an accident.
Trying to be less negative but it`ll never work.
I have read so much about the dangers of drinking and smoking, that i have decided to quit reading
I can`t believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment
Did you know that if we laid all the facebook account owners end to end around the world. Three quarters of them would Drown? Hmm ....