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I hate situations where I have to acknowledge the people I had been successfully ignoring.
I was thinking about selling my old phone but I think it knows too much.
It`s called instant messaging for a reason. ..if I wanted to wait a week for a reply, I`d of sent a bloody letter
We will always have that special 5 minutes before I started creeping you out.
When fighting with a clown, always go for the juggler.
Love going into a crowded area and yelling, "Hey stupid!!" and seeing how many people turn around.
You heard me right. I said:"Lets agree to disagree." It`s much more polite than:"Whatever, bitch."
Somehow, hitting the "end call" button on the cell phone just doesn`t feel nearly as good as the old days when you could slam the phone down on somebody.
The world would be a better place if we all got along like the "Price is Right" audience.
Saying something stupid and thinking “Yeah, that sounded way better in my head"
Can you imagine the reaction 20 years ago if you showed people a photo album filled with pictures you took of yourself in the bathroom?
You know what the trouble about real life is? There`s no danger music.
When I see someone yawn, I yawn. I wish it was the same with exercising....
I`m so fresh they call me "ferbreeze"
If women kept their feelings to themselves would they explode? Guess we`ll never know.