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I can`t tell them apart, was that Milli or Vanilli doing the sign language at Madela`s funeral?
I`m not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring ... so I go back to being me. ;)
I walked into a bar in my pirate suit and a ships wheel in my pants.... The bartender asked... "Why do you have a wheel in your pants"? I replied "Argh.. it`s driving me nuts".
Who let the owls out?? Don`t sing the chorus you`ll make it worse.
I didn`t give you the finger...you earned it.
If your neighbor has wind chimes, you have wind chimes.
If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I’ll be there.
YouTube is so addicting, I click on a music video and next thing you know I`m watching how to make ice cream.
They should open a bar and call it "The Gym" so I can be like those annoying people on Facebook who brag about going to the gym every day.
If your girlfriend has $15 and you have $30, your girlfriend actually has $45.
I`m not saying my wife`s voice is annoying, but right now I`m really jealous of deaf people.
It`s as if none of these people have ever seen a beer hat at the gym before.
I wonder if monsters ever get scared that we might be hiding under their bed?
Indecisiveness is just mental constipation.