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I`m like the stink in your feet.....I will always be with you.
Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says "trust me, you don`t want to know."
Autocorrect is a great feature, but it can also be your worst enema.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “well that’s not going to happen.”
If God is a woman then how do you explain: 1) Spiders 2) Shoes you can`t afford 3) Periods 4) Men
Helped my kid pick out a "famous past explorer" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6.
Right now my life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-mart.
I wonder how many couples would still be together if they traded phones for a weekend
In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead!
How to Train Your Dragon offers no practical dragon training information. NONE. Zero stars.
I`m thinking about remodeling my bathroom and thanks to all your selfies I`m getting some great ideas!!.....
Someone once told me, “GO FOR BROKE” !! I’m happy to report that I succeeded…
The nice thing about living in the southern states is that "He needed killing" is a valid legal defense here.
I think that some of the people I see in Wal Mart shouldn`t be allowed to leave Wal Mart.
I can`t turn water into wine, but I can turn vodka into dinner