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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
Who´s up for Candyland? $20 buy in
It saddens me to think that I`ll never be able to watch my own a$$ as I walk away :(
Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and a crappy party host.
Most people decide to have scramble eggs immediately after thinking: "I`ll just flip this omelette"
Adulthood – Pros: You can now eat ice cream in bed. Cons: This will somehow make you sadder.
Don`t worry about old age, it doesn`t last that long.
I`m trying to locate a girl from high school. You know, the one who could tie a cherry stem with her tongue.
Video Game Logic: Everyone worse than me is my bitch and everyone better than me has no life.
When I die, I want a cellphone in my coffin…just in case.
Guys I can`t be leave I`m sharing this with you, but I saw my self on TV. After I turned it off.
You never know how dirty a song’s lyrics are…until you hear a child sing them.
Went shopping alone and the cashier asked, "How are you guys doing?" Now I`m 90% sure he can see ghosts and one is following me around.
If you think you have problems, remember that Malaysian man who told his wife he was flying to China... and now he can`t get out of his girlfriend`s apartment...
Sorry I hung up on you, I didn`t mean to answer the call.