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If I have offended you, hurt you, belittled you in any manner, then I want you to know that I was only just getting started.
I`m sorry call me old fashioned,but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina...
It’s impressive how quickly I can go from full to starving.
God knew that there would be times that a single middle finger wouldn`t be enough.
During a test..people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information
I was blown away when I realised the word " OK " is a side ways person.
Fashion is what you call hideous clothes that are really expensive
The bad news is I don’t know what I’m doing with my life. The good news is I no longer give a crap.
This might be the worst online counseling site ever.
I´m not insensitive, I just don´t care.
Posting inspirational quotes online is the first sign to depression.
Experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill.
FANNNN...DANNNNN....GOOOOO. Breathe The A`s.
Printing an expiration date on a bag of Cheetos is just a waste of ink.
Whoever said "money doesn`t grow on trees" has obviously never sold weed.