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We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches.
Stop bitchin about the frigid winter snow. There are kids in Africa who don`t even HAVE weather!
Thanks to whoever made electrical outlets look like tiny screaming faces trapped inside my walls I can`t make eye contact.
I hate when my camera rings, in the middle of a selfie.
Life is very funny, if you take the time to watch it.
Muffins – for people who don’t have the guts to order cake for breakfast.
I`m so sick and tired of my friends who can`t handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me 3 times while carrying me to the car.
People with jobs: It`s Friday!!! People without jobs: It`s Friday?
“Nevermind.” Translation... You should’ve listened the first time.
Whenever I try cleaning my room I either end up making a bigger mess, or just playing with the stuff I thought I lost.
I copied and pasted your pic of what you ate...and got MORE "likes" than you did. :P
Know what this salad needs? A Big Mac.
The one who laughs last is the slowest. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.
Neighbors at it again. I do NOT want to know the words to "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus!
Sorry I wore tear-away pants to your wedding. In my defense I really thought I had on underwear.