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Today`s secret word is "epic". When someone says the secret word scream real loud and punch them in the face.
There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
How ignorant do I have to be before I start experiencing bliss?
Not to brag, but I don`t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
Wednesday, you’d be a lot cooler if you were Friday night.
My brain is about as well organized as the Walmart $5 dvd bin.
I think I like mornings best when they start in the afternoon.
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.
Let`s be honest... Gay Divorce Court would be the best thing to happen to daytime TV in the history of ever.
I just missed winning the lottery by only 6 numbers.
Horoscopes: When you don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend to blame for your failures, try the solar system
i used to like you but thanks to facebook i now know how boring u are
People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world.
I`m sorry I said your head looks too small to power your body.
i made a chicken salad the other day. little bastard didn`t even eat it.