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Sometimes you have got to talk to a 3year old toddler in order to understand the meaning of happiness in life.
I just don’t want to look back and think “I could’ve eaten that.”
If you feel down because you had a bad day! Chin up! Tomorrow is another day and the worst has yet to come!
Imagine how fun Pringles would be if the cans were spring-loaded.
Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions.
Guy test! find the nearest guy by you and repeat to him the following slowly: Door knob, Titanic, Gluestick, Kiwi, Opra Winfey, Shovel, Boobs, Remote, Battery, Furby, Glowstick, Beer, & Xbox. NOW ask him what he remembers before "Boobs"
Having a mohawk used to mean you were tough. Now it means you’re a 3 year-old with annoying parents.
Its national shave your... Well, tomorrow is valentine`s day. Just an FYI.
The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest....
When everything is coming your way, you`re probable in the wrong lane.
Chickens: The only animals you eat before they`re born AND after they`re dead.
Shouting "Not it!" should still make us exempt from doing anything that we don`t feel like doing.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
I think germs are so nice for waiting 5 seconds before attacking food that falls on the floor.
I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.