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Someone told me I`m immature and need to grow up. Guess who`s not allowed in my treehouse now.
This pizza looks like a pie chart of 100% good news.
so apparently there is no such thing as a St Patrick`s Santa and I`m not sure whose lap I just sat on at the mall.
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
When wearing a logo or clever t-shirt, make sure your rack looks good. No one likes reading stuff on a lumpy, wavy surface. You too, ladies.
You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
I`d like to test the theory that money can`t buy you happiness.
It`s normally a combination of things that cause bad decisions. The tequila, lime, salt combination is the most common.
There`s nothing like hearing the laughter of a baby. Unless it`s 1AM and you`re home alone.
Only you can prevent bathroom mirror pictures.
Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You`re Welcome..
Struggling to get your wife`s attention?.....just sit down and look comfortable.
I like to start my day by taking a shower, having some coffee and going online for 14-16 hours.
It’s sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his crappy ACME gadgets, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.