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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
Always have faith and believe in yourself…well because..the rest of us think you’re an idiot!
I`m not sure what my spirit animal is, but I`m sure it has Rabies.
Do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time?
I am busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.
Shout out to bees, willing to kill themselves just to inconvenience a hater.
If we start calling it `potato juice`, Vodka becomes a health drink. RIGHT?
One way to know if someone is lying to you is if their facial mole is in a different place every time you see them
Why,does facebook want to make the likes one gets on their status like a story,like:peter and 500 others like this,click and see james and 499 others like this............
I don`t post a lot of personal statuses - but when I do it`s all about you ..
I didn`t fall. The floor just needed a hug.
"Woo, I`m on a roll today, baby!" -butter
I don`t make enough money to go on vacation so I`m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don`t know where I am.
Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me.
My Superpower is eating 5 times the "suggested serving" size.