Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I have something on my mind but I am not telling you, Facebook.
Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin.
I have thought a lot about it and I am thrilled to announce that I have decided to never die.
True love doesn`t care about the look or size of your wallet, it`s all about what`s inside ..... the wallet.
The way my kids act at Walmart, it`s just a matter of time before the security camera footage is a hit reality show!
Rubix cubes are EASY....when you`re color blind.
500 + friends... and not one of you saw where I put the remote?
I was in NYC and a black guy asked me if the Yankees won to which I replied, "Yeah, man, you`re free."
he who laughs last thinks slow
Oh, you have a brand new boyfriend? Please tell me more about how you think he`s `the one`.
I know u r but what am I ?
Guy- What`s your sign? Me- Stop
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
In fact, yes, l can multitask. I can screw up several things at once.
I feel like people who don`t have at least one bottle of expired salad dressing in the fridge, really have their lives together.