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People that use statistics in everyday arguments are a$$holes 100% of the time.
The United States is probably the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer all day.
If history repeats itself, I´m totally getting a dinosaur.
I may have just inadvertently accomplished something
I’ve just woken up, and it appears that Earth is temporarily safe from harm & currently doesn’t need my assistance, so I’m going back to bed.
Remember the good ole days when we had to get out of bed to use the Internet.
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You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
You know it´s cold outside when during rush hour you get the mitten instead of the finger.
You can`t control who comes into your life. But you can control which window you throw them out of.
12 year olds having sex ? Im sorry when i was 12 i was to afraid to pull my foreskin back incase my d*ck fell out.
Health care in this country is a disgrace. My doctor said run 3 miles a day for a month. I`m now completely lost & 90 miles away from home.
I just read that ciggarettes cause rectal cancer, I should me fine, I was going to put them in my mouth anyway..
My mother is my travel agent for guilt trips.
One man`s LOL is another man`s WTF