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Does this green St Patrick`s Day beer count as a vegetable.
Great idea for an April Fools Prank ... Hide all of the desktop icons on someone`s computer and replace their wallpaper with a screenshot of their old desktop.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program
My girlfriend told me that Iām starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman ... What a Joker...
When one door opens & another one closes, your fricking house is HAUNTED!
I really like my new electric toothbrush, even though sometimes, I still break out the acoustic.
Of course I plan to seize the day ... Eventually.
Could you imagine if guys commented on their guy friends` profiles the way girls do? "Bro, you look so handsome" "Looking hot, man!" "OMG, your jawline is cray" "Ugh, how are you this perfect dude? I`m jelly" "sexy much?!"
It`s only October 3rd and I`ve already beaten the sh!t out of two motion activated skeletons at store entrances.
I read in a book somewhere that we only use 12% of our brains....I wonder what the other half is for?
wants to rock and roll all night
Facebook posts with 12 hashtags, who the f*ck are you trying to reach?
It makes me sad that the closest I`ll ever get to `hulking out` is splitting my trousers when I bend over.
Take time to reflect upon your day. Think of all the blessings you received, and everything you may be called to testify about :)))
Ever wonder if we`re just a reality TV show for a more intelligent species?