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Well kids, texting wasn`t always easy. In my day, you had to work for it. You had to want it. You need an S? You had to click that 7 button FOUR TIMES.
Does the Food Network deliver?
Any hedge can be a maze if you are drunk enough.
Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone again for the first time?
Long time ago I used to be young and handsome.. Today? Just handsome
You might be a REDNECK if you think S.T.O.P. means spin tires on pavement!! :)) lol
I’m old enough to know what’s bad for me and young enough to do it.
I sometimes check my blocklist to see how my prisoners are doing
With great power comes great electricity bill.
Experience is what you get, when you don`t get what you want
When I was a kid... No wait. I still do that.
I`m getting tired of having to write "Sent from my iPhone" at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just get an iPhone.
I dont mind going to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullsh*t
if sexyness, kindness, sweetness was a crime, You would be the world`s most wanted
A guy had his whole left side torn off, the doctor said he`s all right.