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So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m
Boy it`s nice out today... or at least that`s what it says on my computer.
Who the hell invented Bull Riding? "Hey, I`m gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"
Sometimes I miss being in a relationship, but then I look at my wallet and I feel alright again.
My little brother just told me I looked stoned as hell. Which is a little weird, considering I don`t have a little brother...
Life is like a box of chocolates. They never last as long for fat people.
Why did the Fresh Prince have to take a cab anyways? How sh!tty was that family that no one would pick him up from the airport?
Hooters does have hot girls, but the Subway girls are the real wife material.
I get in this weird mood where I don’t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood ‘Awake’
People were shocked when they found I wasn`t a good electrician. :-)
I’m not positive that having the TV volume on an odd number will destroy the world, but lets not risk it.
just want to point out that Cinderella is living proof that shoes can change your life!
Facebook should make it to where it says, `Went from being in a relationship` to `Problem solved.`
With my luck, I`ll die and get reincarnated as myself.
Pretty impressed at petrol station today, as i was filling up, i heard woman with truck at next pump say is that Vin Diesel, I smiled, then realised she meant Van Diesel :-/