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Man, this Trojan gum I bought tastes terrible ... Blows amazing bubbles though
You make me want to be a better class of psycho.
Someone told me I`m immature and need to grow up. Guess who`s not allowed in my treehouse now.
I really like compliments but I don`t want anyone talking to me...
How do people rap? I can’t even talk without messing it up.
Think you`re going crazy? When you get there, look for me and I`ll show you around.
If I have ten pieces of bacon and you take five pieces, what do you have? Thats right., A black eye and a broken hand!
I tried my best to see things from your point a view, but your point of view is stupid.
I don`t really like the idea that James Franco might be in my grandkids` history textbooks.
If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender.
Chinese food to go: $16.84. Gas to go get it: $2.62. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless.
The way to win the lottery is to choose the correct numbers in the correct sequence before they are announced. (You’re welcome)
OMG!!!!! I almost went to the toilet without my phone!
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Starting a sentence with “If you ask me” almost always indicates that no one asked you.