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Oh my gosh! It`s a Hot Wheels car! Something you never want to hear during a prostate exam.
Shhh...you had me at "alcohol may intensify effect..."
As a child, you dream of adventure, travel & success. As an adult, a lot of the time, you just hope the toilet flushes.
A broken clock is right twice a day. I guess what I am saying is, that a broken clock is right more than you.
This nude beach would be great!...if I wasn`t the only one participating.
I`ll show up at the gym when they put in a drive-thru.
Nothing good has ever come from answering a call from a blocked phone number.
When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it…
"Is that for here or to go?" —Real estate agent selling a mobile home
Billion Dollar Idea: An app that deletes your phone number from other people`s phones.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women hahaha
that annoying manager who thinks they are god ... you are not ... you are a douche box
Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
Marriage...betting someone half your stuff you`ll love them forever.
Okay I`m going to workout. Should I post about it now or after I`m done?