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Those kids in the Trix commercials were real jerks. Why couldn’t they just share their cereal with the rabbit?
Million Dollar Idea: Hire a bunch of people with OCD and start a cleaning company.
I had hopes and dreams. Now I have vodka and Facebook.
You are on the list of the many things I would do for a Klondike bar.
Admit it...Life yould be boring without me.
All I want is some ketchup packets placed in the bag, without having to ask!
There are no problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
Bad news, guys. Throwing a cat through a wall doesn`t make a funny, cat-shaped hole
I think I`m approaching my "best if used by" date
Whenever my son questions my knowledge on any subject, I just remind him that I`m older than the Internet.
I`m gonna hang a Batman costume in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer`s.
Though we made many advancements in society, sadly, pimpin’ STILL isn’t easy.
This spider just got away from me because I made the classic villain mistake of telling him my whole evil plan before killing him.
No need to blind fold me, just hand me my phone and drive, I won`t have a clue how to get back here
Does anybody know how to disable the autocorrect feature on my wife ?