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What do you call a guy who makes "Woman in the Kitchen" jokes? Single.
We still don`t know sh*t about that airplane. - NEWS
I really love it when a hot girl winks at me with both eyes.
I just want to find someone who will love me for exactly who I am pretending to be.
If you like to listen to music while having sex, listen to a live album. That way you will get an applause every 3-4 minutes.
Normal people scare me ... But not as much as I scare them. :)
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
Every boy band song should have a part where they realize they`re singing about the same girl & get mad at each other.
I pointed to two hags sitting across the bar from us and told my friend "That`s us in 10 years". She said "That`s a mirror".
You know you`re desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google.
Ya .... That Supermoon was OK ..... But I was quite disappointed when I realized it didn`t even have a cape.
People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society.
So impolite of people to sneak up on you while you’re talking sh!t about them.
Whoever said "sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt you" has obviously never been hit with a dictionary.
I now have more electronic screens in my life than friends.