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Science is just a numbery way to explain magic.
Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
Vodka is the answer...but I can`t remember the question.
I give 2 star movies 5 stars on Netflix because if I sat through this piece of sh!t, I want you to as well.
Why do the people with the most annoying voices always appear to have the worst case of verbal diarrheal??!!
I suspect my gravestone will have a pretty serious urine discoloration not long after I`m gone.
They have all those non-smoking laws in public places so let’s now all focus on passing some perfume/cologne usage limits.
When I say “Nevermind.” I really mean you should’ve listened the first time.
That awkward moment when u start telling a story only to realise no one is listening so you slowly fade out and pretend to have said nothing.
if you were 2 times as smart as you are now ... you would still be stupid
My neighbors listen to some amazing music… whether they like it or not. ;)
Rob Stalker for congressman........Stalker....a name you can trust.
Just got back from a job fair. Very disappointed. They didn`t have one damn ride.
Do you really have to breath that much?
"Have you ever wondered if the $1 bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper butt? - You`re wondering now!!!"