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When I hear a person say "My Mom didn`t raise no dummy", I feel like saying "She lied to you"
At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
One minute without you feels like 60 seconds.
Can someone else be a sex symbol today? ... My good T-shirt is still in the wash...
I’m exhausted just thinking of everything I have to do.
Making mirrors look good, since 1972
WANTED: Someone to follow me around and whisper "You`re an adult" every few minutes.
Home: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
Another funny thing about this status is when you finally realize that it talks about nothing? its all ready too late to stop reading. lol
As a future ghost, I`m kinda bummed out about the dress code.
My therapist recommended I quit growling at people...
When I see someone yawn, I yawn. I wish it was the same with exercising....
There should be a law requiring the cashier to high five you every time you buy a box of condoms.
Every so often you come across a person who always smiles no matter what, that person is the reason why random bitch slaps should be a thing