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What if Egyptians actually had a written language, then started using emojis, and that’s all that’s left?
Share this if you are weird and don`t care
Test drove a Jaguar today. Very fast but the ride was pretty bumpy and the saddle kept falling off. I also think he tried to bite me.
yo fellas how did that "wow" comment you left on that girls facebook picture play out
That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it actually works!
It`s pretty amazing how many times my daughter likes to say "it`s not fair!" considering she has never had to pay taxes
Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.
Facebook is great! It reminds me to go to the gym and take my birth control so I don`t end up like everyone I went to high school with.
I don’t appreciate the 5 minute radio ads about how commercial-free the station is.
At a wedding reception I recently attended someone said, "All the married men please stand next to the person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 spacecraft computer. They went to the moon. I text a lot.
It`s a humbling moment when you realize your dog or cat has actually trained you to do something.
Had a great time watching the family oriented PG rated Shrek with my grandson last night... until he asked why a Donkey would have sex with a Dragon.
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry
You`re the type of person who didn`t rewind the Blockbuster VHS...