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Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings.. ;)
I`ll be thankful when this thankful month is over.
Wife is out of town until tomorrow night. Anyone wanna come sit on the other end of the sofa and ignore me?
I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don`t understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper.
I think all priuses are gay transformers living here on earth
We always say that our elders are wise, because of their years of experience. But you know what? ... Stupid people get old too.
Go ahead caller 9!!
If opposites truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a complete loser.
Some people need a shock collar. I need the remote.
I hate people who take drugs......like the police.
one day a man seen a fairy, and asked.... could you make me irresistible to all women.... so she turned him into a credit card. :`D
I wonder if Earth makes fun of the Moon for having no life.
If all the world´s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
I`ve given up on giving up.
The only reason any of us can spell laboratory is because of Dexter.