Daily Silly Status

Do you want to know Victoria`s Secret? Their lingerie doesn`t look the same on your girlfriend as it does on their models..

Let`s simplify this. Deliver a pizza to me every night unless I call.

So after an hour of playing Paper, Rock, Scissors, we decided to call it a tie. Good game, mirror!

The home cooked pizza box says to cook the pizza between 14 and 16 minutes. That`s 15 minutes, right? I`m not reading too much into it?

Did you know that if you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pacman.

I found out why I`m still single. Apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you.

In the 1960s, if you said "All my music is in the cloud" it was due to mushrooms; not Apple.

Thanks to Facebook, rock bottom now has a waiting list.

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I hear voices ... and they don`t like you.

Half the time spent on Facebook is likely spent by creeping people and /or staring at the screen waiting for something interesting to happen.

If you love someone, let them go, if they don`t come back..... Set them on fire *evil grin*

50% of people believe sex is "the connecting of two people`s souls through two people`s bodies, as one." The other 50% are men.

I had a very confident breakdown today. ...Wasn`t nervous at all. ;)

"F*ck that sh!t", is a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word "no"