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"It seemed like a good idea at the time"............................... An often used phrase in a lot of my memories.
I always shout "PIZZA`S HERE" so the delivery guy doesn`t think I`m eating two pizzas by myself.
Bought some cheese at one of those fancy cheese shops today. It was legend dairy...
How long do I have to sleep before I`m legally a bear?
Just bought a Ken doll. I don`t know what everyone`s talking about, you can`t read books on this thing.
was on the treadmill for over an hour and I must say it is much easier with roller blades
There are a lot of side effects to smoking weed. Like never shutting up about the fact that you smoke weed.
I am convinced that Kellogg`s works for our Government and all that Snap, Crackle, Pop is CODE.......
I once bought shoes in China that said "made around the corner"
I wouldn`t say I "missed" your call.
I`ve noticed that the squirrels are gathering nuts for the winter. Couple of my friends are missing...
Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce? Well, I`m guessing it`s because the other fifty percent can`t afford lawyers.
Some of you are like family to me. I don’t want you calling me either.
I used to be so broke when homeless people saw me coming by they would hide their change cups.
A lot of woman turn into good drivers. So if you`re a good driver, beware of women drivers when their making a turn.