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If you keep doing what you´ve always done, you´ll keep getting what you´ve always gotten.
My Doctor says I`m a serious alcoholic, but I think I`m more of a funny alcoholic.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
I simply haven’t seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking.
Call me crazy, but the last person who did is still in a full body cast, so it`s up to you.
had a great time horseback riding today but then I ran out of quarters
How do I like my eggs? ... Ummm, in a cake
Is anyone else`s alcohol tolerance too high for their paycheck?
It`s hard to be a good person when kids fit so perfectly into trash cans.
If he`s dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all "I still haven`t gotten my period."
My husband picks fights with me like he doesn`t even value half of all his assets.
I`d totally order a salad bar. If it had lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, ketchup, mustard, hamburger and buns.
Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn’t hear you the first 100 times.
Remember when you were a kid and all you would use the computer for was paint and space pinball?
If cats could text you back, they wouldn`t.