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Nothing is more dangerous than a woman “gathering her thoughts”.
I got some new underwear. Well, new to me...
Someone outside the grocery store asked me if I had a few seconds to save the environment. I feel like it would take longer than that...
I’ve thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year’s resolution ... 1024×768.
When you upload photos to Fb, i`d appreciate it if you tagged your hot friends ... It makes stalking them MUCH easier, thank you!
The trick to falling asleep is putting your phone down. Unfortunately, that`s not a risk I`m willing to take.
My neighbors wifi isn`t working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?
The one thing women don`t want to find in their stockings on christmas morning is their husband
Neil Armstrong lands on the moon: 5 pictures. Girl goes to Bathroom: 47 pictures.
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Never take advice from people on the Internet. Not even this.
If you really want to know how she feels about you, get her drunk & then piss her off.
Horse racing is like NASCAR only slower and with poop.
I have no idea what swag is, but I`m fairly certain what I have is the opposite of whatever it is.
The term "chubby chasers" is so inaccurate and misleading. Cause we don`t run.