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All I`m saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us. But, whatever, be that way.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Why does the girl in the Wendy`s commercials have Ronald McDonalds hair?
It`s all fun and games until you find out she`s a psychotic bitch...
If there is one-thing in this would i don`t like being thought is ... a lesson.
Sex ed class should be listening to a baby cry for 5 hours while watching the same cartoon on repeat.
I would eat a lot more healthy food if it required no preparation or stayed fresh as long as junk food.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Taking your pants off is a good way to let someone know you feel comfortable in their home.
If you don`t leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn`t get your money`s worth.
I`ve just realised that I`ve got one of those cool body types that can eat whatever I want and get fat.
Life tip: if someone comes out of a bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom.
I`m no cactus expert, but I know a pr!ck when I see one
I was chasing my dreams, but I tripped over reality and busted my head on the truth.
Born free. Now, Iām expensive.