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Seriously, ladies. If you just stop sleeping with douchebags eventually their species will go extinct. Look at the big picture here.
Here`s an idea...You go away and I`ll stop ignoring you.
Pepper spray: The perfect way to end an annoyingly long conversation.
Exercise? More like extra fries.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Every year new words are added onto the dictionary, yet no new positions are added to the karma sutra.
Kleptomaniacs always take things literally.
While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one.
I`m glad the guy who came up with "No means no" didn`t do the whole dictionary
Having a mohawk used to mean you were tough. Now it means you’re a 3 year-old with annoying parents.
Got tossed outta Starbucks this morning for asking the really cute redhead behind the counter for a "Quickie". Apparently it`s pronounced "Quiche`" who knew......
Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day.
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
Tequila is Spanish for I’m open to waking up anywhere.
After Monday and Tuesday... even the week says WTF!