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My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks...
And then her mood ring just...exploded
?-- that guy is cute ?
Happy President`s day all. Heading out to buy a new mattress.
I`m thinkin` Dodgeball........... but with random people..........who don`t know they are playing.............
I am one of those people who presses every button in the elevator when I`m getting out =]
went to vegas: put a coin in the machine and a prize came out, put another coin and another prize came out...problem is i don`t know what to do with all these empty cans now.
Flash mobs are so not what I thought. Now I`ve gotta go find my clothes.
I dreamt that was dreaming, and then someone woke me up and told me I was dreaming but it turned out I had only dreamed that so I went back to sleep in my dream, all upset that my dream that I was dreaming was interrupted by another dream....hahahahaha.....whoa, need to lay off the Red Bull.
If anybody out there happens to have my voodoo doll, can u please scratch my balls. I happe to be in a public place at the moment.
It`s damn funny when a wife think`s she`s punishing her husband by not talking to him for days..
I don’t have a problem with friends who ask to borrow money. I love a good laugh as much as the next guy.
You use Google every day but I bet you can’t remember the order of the colors.
Hey officer, why did you stop me? Just an hour ago, you said that you never wanted to see me again.
I know you’re supposed to have 3 balanced meals a day, but how many can I have at night?