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What number SPF blocks people?
I have OCD and ADD, so everything must be perfect..but not for very long.
Whoever said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery hasn`t had a 7yo mimicking their every word for the last 10 minutes.
"This is bullsh!t" - bull farmer giving barn tours
My fake plant died because I didn`t pretend to water it
I hide from people too, so I get it bigfoot, I get it.
If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
Describe myself in three words ... 1. Lazy
I am now convinced that the homeless people have all of the shopping carts that do not have the wobbly wheels.
DAMN IT!!!!! I just ripped the tag off one of my Beanie Babies! Now it`s worthless!!
Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild
Co-worker: My wife`s an angel. Me: You`re lucky, mine`s still alive.
If your life ever seems boring just remember that you are on a rock floating in outer space.
If da Vinci were alive today, the "Mona Lisa" would have been called "IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"
Handy tip for new parents : Wake up your baby by gently resting your head on a pillow.