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Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping?
I have found that the best work from home occupation is a bartender
If you watched a person cut a piece of wood, would that be sawed or seen?
If there`s one thing in this world that everyone can agree on it`s... "Goonies never say die!"
If you were a Pokemon, I`d choose you.
It`s like my bank account doesn`t understand me at all.
Women have closets full of `I have nothing to wear.`
Some mornings it`s best just to fill the sink with coffee, dunk you head in, and suck.
Some days I feel about as useful as the pants in Donald Duck`s closet.
Dear women at Walmart with 6 screaming kids: if your wondering how that box of condoms got in your cart.... Your welcome!
Don`t Follow Me, I`m Lost Too
Love your neighbor. But don`t get caught.
If you mix vodka, orange juice and milk of magnesia... Do you get a Phillips screwdriver?
Boobs make me forget about all the bad things in the world.